Adventures in Bethesda

1) Never eat at McDonalds ever again. I'm serious. This new health kick they're on? It's BS. I always knew their food was bad for you, but it wasn't until I was bored waiting for my friend to get off of work yesterday that I actually looked at the nutritional charts, did the math, and blew a gasket. (Not literally, thankfully.) In one 15-minute sitting, I ingested roughly 1600 calories, 100%+ of my daily fat allotment, 100%+ of my daily saturated fat allotment, and it didn't even touch on cholesterol. Ugh! I mean, I'm no doctor, but all that can't be particularly healthy for us. And that was only two sandwiches and a milkshake!

2) I've included a picture of the mall from hell. I shit you not, this place was crazy. I've represented it in my drawing as best as I can from memory, but I'm fairly sure that it's accurate.

You can click on the picture to enlarge it, but if you still can't read the legend, the black is street, the red thing is the mall (with only one entrance), the green things are empty parking lots or garages with no physical way into them, and the light blue is the only fuctioning parking lot. After you park, you have to walk (backwards) around the mall twice before you can even hope to find the entrance, but that's only if the god-dwarves are in a good mood.