It's a beautiful day

And it is. Perfect weather outside... the sun's shining brightly... there's a nice breeze in the air. So why, you ask, am I sitting inside typing on a computer? Well, due to a freak accident, I'm now nothing more than an eyeball attached to a hand. You have NO idea how difficult it is to hunt-and-peck for these keys without taking my eye off of the screen to make sure I'm typing coherent sentences. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!?!

Anyhoozy, the REAL reason I'm inside typing is because I find myself confuzzled. (It's a real word; go look it up.) An old friend of mine once said "Skywalker, women say one thing, mean another, and do yet a third." And he was right. And men? Well, men are just left saying double-you-tee-eff? And that's why we play video games; it distracts us from our confuzzlement.