War Update #1
I've completed the first draft of my letter to the owner. It's over 3 pages long. (I told you I write a lot.) An alliance has been formed, commanded by two of the managers, and filled-out by at least two senior servers and at least one senior busser (who wants to be head of the spec-ops team. I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise...) Right now, we're like a bunch of smaller countries trying to liberate themselves from an oppressive over-country. Not much luck of doing it by ourselves. But we're trying to convince the USA (i.e. the owner) to join our side, and if that happens, said over-country doesn't stand a chance. Our war cry? SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!! ... unofficially. But doesn't it sound good? The Tick was on to something there.
posted by christhestampede @ 12:41 PM
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1 Comments:
Your letter should go like this:
Until the philosophy which hold one manager superior
And another
Inferior
Is finally
And permanently
Discredited
And abandoned -
Everywhere is war -
Me say war.
That until there are no longer
First class and second class senior server's or bussers of any nation
Until the worth of a senior server and the boss
Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes -
Me say war.
That until the basic human rights
Are equally guaranteed to all servers,
Without regard to caste -
Dis a war.
That until that day
The dream of lasting peace,
World citizenship
Rule of international morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued,
But never attained -
Now everywhere is war - war.
And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes
That hold our brothers in in this restaurant,
In Red Lobster,
USA
Sub-human bondage
Have been toppled,
Utterly destroyed -
Well, everywhere is war -
Me say war.
War in the east,
War in the west,
War up north,
War down south -
War - war -
Rumours of war.
And until that day,
The this restaurant
Will not know peace,
We Seniore Servers will fight - we find it necessary -
And we know we shall win
As we are confident
In the victory
Of good over evil -
Good over evil, yeah!
Bob Marley
(retouched by Destiny)
:)
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