Sheriously, yo

Okay, I don't know where the hell all the sexy talk has been coming from lately. (Not on here, obviously.) Lord knows I didn't ask for it; I'm trying to stay away from those sorts of complications for right now. All I know is, I have spent the last four nights (tonight included) hot n bothered because of the conversations I was having, and someone had better blow me before the week is out! (Put your hand down, Steve...)