MASH... or a version thereof

My coworker amber taught me a game last night that she used to play when she was a kid growing up in a podunk town; I can't recall if I've ever played it before, but it seemed familiar. Basically, you pick a few categories ("boys," "girls," "places," "what happened," etc) and then you pick 4-5 items (the stranger the better) for each of those categories. Then one person rattles off the numbers 1-4 (or 5) in different orders while the other person writes those orders down next to the different categories. When that's done, you match up all the number 1s, all the 2s, etc, and you have 4-5 different "stories." Here's the examples from last night:

"Amber" has sex with "Chris" doing it "doggie style" in the "dungeon" (that would be the place in our restaurant where beer kegs and other not-often used items are stored; thus-called because there are still chains in the wall in the back from where slaves were beaten). Apparently, one of us "farts", the "owner's son" catches us, and one of us is wearing "socks on our hands."

Those were with amber's categories. Then I took a go at the came...

"Chris" has sex with "Amber" (No coincidence! I think I was fated to be with this hottie...) in her "eye" on "the back of a liger" with a "teletubbie" filming us. "Tom Cruise" catches us, and I unfortunately suffer a "broken penis." And to that, Bobo The Wonder Chimp has nothing to say, he just "flings poop."

Needless to say, we were VERY slow last night. But I thoroughly enjoyed the two hours that I killed in the office playing this game, and I have every intention of subjecting my friends to it the next time I see them (except for those few who I suspect think they're too "mature" for such foolishness).