Tardy Turtle

Um... hiiii... Dis, dis is a blog post, and, um... you reading dis. And, um, I'm a turtle!

Here is a minor tribute to Tardy the Turtle from the one-season-long totally-underappreciated show Greg the Bunny. These are some of his wonderful one-liners:

Awww.... I'm not 'upposed to eat da legos...

I ate my sammich! Now, I'm 'upposed to get pudding! ... I hid my sammich...

No one's 'upposed to touch where my bathing suit covers...

Chocolate ice cream goes in da freezer.

I'm scared.
Tardy, you have a coconut.
Okay; I feel better now!

HI! I'm not 'upposed to do dis! Uh-oh...

I am singing, the quiet song, the qui-ET SONG, THE QUIET SONG! I AM SINGING, THE QUI-ET SONG, AND-