Horoscope
Scorpio: "Your death will be so protracted and violent that investigators will let your mother down easy by telling her you were sodomized in half by a horse."
I love the Onion.
(On a side note, I can think of at least one person who would've found that particularly amusing, but I don't think she reads this anymore... oh well!)
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Do you ever read a real headline and wonder if someone from the Onion wrote it and submitted it?
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