Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Horoscope

Scorpio: "Your death will be so protracted and violent that investigators will let your mother down easy by telling her you were sodomized in half by a horse."

I love the Onion.

(On a side note, I can think of at least one person who would've found that particularly amusing, but I don't think she reads this anymore... oh well!)

1 Comments:

At 9:42 PM, Blogger Amy Ruiz Fritz said...

Do you ever read a real headline and wonder if someone from the Onion wrote it and submitted it?

 

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