Metrosexual

So, according to the Today section of my paper (that's the one where all the comics are), "Metro is retro." I didn't read the entire article (didn't care enough) but from the first sentence or two, and the caption under the picture, apparently more men are reverting back from the area of pamperedness to more gruty-masculinity. And I just got my nails done yesterday too, dammit.

That's all I have for now. They can't all be homeruns, okay?