The spammers

I think I'm on to the spammers' plan of attack. They wait, patiently and quietly, until a new post appears. Then they wait a little bit more, until the poster has likely gone away for a period of time, and they POUNCE! Yes, that is what you do, isn't it, spammers. Or, should I say... MR. GATES? Ha-HA! I am on to you, but you're cunning tactics won't be enough to thwart me. Should an anonymous comment, or some other comment attempting to sell me things I don't need (or things I do need, but don't want the internet community to know I need), I will:

NEVER POST AGAIN!!!!!

Your move, Mr. Gates...