The truth behind "Waiting..."

"You see, I don't work within the exact boundaries of the law, because I wasn't consulted when the goddamn laws were made. No, instead, nameless, faceless politicians, the so-called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong. I mean, come on! I govern my life around my own personal code of ethics, and I suggest you do the same. That way if, within the constructs of my own morality, I were to do something that was considered illegal, so be it. I feel no guilt whatsoever. And furthermore, if I were to buckle under the social weight of the system by adhering to laws that I do not truly believe in, then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and individuality. It's- It's so- -phew.- In a sense, by having sex with Natasha, I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers fought and died for, right?"

"Well, I guess-"

"Bro? Um, it was a rhetorical question."

(PS: I've updated my blog so that non-blogger readers can comment again; you just have to type the letters that show up on the screen which is supposed to cut down on spammers.)